Infallible Girl
She got a pipeline to God
She got Jesus on hold
She ain’t one of these girls
who does what she’s told
She ain’t one to cast aspersions
She ain’t no vestal virgin
She got the way and the light
And the truth will come later
She sees visions at night
She got second sight
She ain’t one of those girls
Who’s round the way
She knows the real deal
Just from the way that they feel
That’s most of her appeal
Cause you just can’t debate her
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Infallible Girl
Got the answers cold
Infallible Girl
Since 8 years old
Infallible girl
Give her props she’s bold
She’s got Jesus on hold
Infallible girl
She knows everything you think
It’s a female thing and she’s got it in sync
She ain’t one of those girls
Who’s plagued with doubt
It’s her way or no way out
Kind of logic leads to a rout
She don’t let the details cause a moment’s pause
She ain’t no colorized flick
She’s a for real black and white chick
She knows even more than you know than
you know than you know than you know
Got that righteous itch
Never slips, ain’t that a bitch
Stands her ground like a Druid with her ancient cause.
(Chorus)