Leap of Faith
I’ve asked psychics, psychos and shrinks
Channelers, Ann Landers I said “what do you think?
I called on Jesus, Mohammed, Chuck D.
Asked them all to try to get the message to me.
I tuned into all the TV shows
I ate the food they said and I bought all the right clothes
I hired consultants to see what I could do
But it still wouldn’t help me make my mind up on you, you said
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La la la la la, love is a leap of faith
Woah, woah won’t you take a chance on me
You won’t find it by playing safe
You’ve got to take a, you’ve got to take a leap of faith
I tried aerobics, the step and the slide
Afraid you won’t love me if my ass is wide
Checked out books that offered self help
Cleaned out my system with wheat grass and kelp
I tried the 12 step, the two step, a mantra a chant
I went looking for love on an NEA grant
I saw Pulp Fiction 17 times
I didn’t get it, but I laughed at the good lines
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